OMG! Gas keeps going down.

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Anyone know someone looking for christmas trees - wholesale or u-cut? My Grandpa has GREAT price on both.

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OK... couples yoga = AMAZING start to a beautiful weekend!

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Good advice from your Financial Services Professional - funny

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This year's dt xmas tree used 91% less energy this year...

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Heading to new bakery soft opening @ NW 10th & Flanders. Thanks for the invite Brian Ramsay! Sad I am going solo on 1st Thurs.

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I know you all must like this beautiful sunshine as much as I do... but it needs to SNOW ON MT. HOOD!

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The Office Webisodes are a great way to bring some humor, in just over 2 mins, to the middle of the day.

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Estate Planning Class Review... Yay! :-)

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Awesome networking @ Next Level. Now back to office then SE for dessert.

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Guess gas is going down & the biking stuck...

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OK... the sky is changing some crazy colors and looks beautiful...Mt. Hood looks cool

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This week's tool box talk - home safety ?

So I'm using my bbq this weekend... so I thought I'll clean it up..

I have know  there are bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them, obviously...

so heres the BBQ in question

Now I know these bombs aren't for bees and that but I thought I'll suffocate/smoke them out. So here is the weapon of choice and delivery system.

I thought I was pretty smart hehehe designed to be easily manoevered under the cover of darkness...

so then I release the weapon of buzz destruction..







OMFG ! the sound from under the cover was incredible!!! You could hear it 3m away easy...

Then I ran like the clappers....





Coming back few mins later to see the death toll...

Was at least 20mm deep mass grave

I continued to remove the cover and to light the bbq to give it a clean when I noticed some fatty looking substance on the top of the

side shelf thing....

Bit weird.. I clean it before I put it away for winter and no way was there fat there so I begun to wonder......

NO..... it can't be could it?

I slowly removed the rest of the cover only to find the HQ.

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We think the queen flew away.... either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive coz that thing was huge!

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came back in office to 3 message of people wanting insurance... HOLLA!

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"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... SPREAD THIS.. HILARIOUS!

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Just got fooled by homeless man dt. He was on cell phone (fake) & asked if I was from Portland, thought he was asking for directions. Said yes, then he tried to sell me shoes & ipod for $20... An iphone, maybe...

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How does an eyelash grow directly back onto one's eyeball? OUCH! Am I a mutant?

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OK... so can I just get paid to play on Facebook??? It seems for many to be a part time/full time job.

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So, lunch appt. was sick and afternoon appt. cancelled... what to do with the afternoon???

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I always enjoy breakfast in bed...

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learned REI rain gear is AWESOME, however, doesn't prevent rain from dissolving hair product & running in mouth... BLEH!

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Countdown to January 20, 2009... great story

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One sunny day in late January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The very next day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'

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Omg. Gas 2.03 for premium... Tank filled = 27.61! Happy Holidays!

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peeling tan + black pants = bad combo, however, office all decorated and xmas music playing :-)

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For those yet to see... The Christmas Tree in Pioneer Courthouse Square.

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So, ended fast slightly early. However, made it a solid 64 hours.

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Amazing synchronized christmas light display. Carol of the Bells. Yes, I am bored.

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Watching The Fast & the Furious. Paul Walker is hawt!

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45 hours into cleansing fast. 27 to go... I can't even be near the kitchen.

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Watching Untraceable. Filmed in Portland. Pretty cool so far. I will keep u posted.

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Just left Ross. Only person there with English as native language. Not a bad thing, just observation.

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Started putting christmas decor up. Bring on the christmas music!

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Cleaning condo to a shine.. Avoiding work.

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1st Day of 3 day juice fast... wish me luck

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Managed to not mention bf all day (religious family) until car ride home w/mom... But did slip a WE in on accident.

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Just watched Kung Fu Panda... Pretty good.

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Candies yams... I love making something otherwise healthy into dessert.

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Happy Thanksgiving to all my Tweeple. Beats a mass text (like the poor people do) HILARIOUS poem and pics...

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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

 

 

 

 

 

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This is why I'm HOT... Meadows Season Pass! @mkoren & I are ready for the powder!

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View of Mt. Hood from my office... Yes... I am still working

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OMG... @WhiplashDesign might have just saved my life - www.getdropbox.com - uploading 1.9GB of files... I will keep you posted.

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Customer compared 2 condos & auto to Liberty Mutual (they came to his work touting discounts)...they were trying to save him $ by slashing all his coverages...hmm

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Yay 4 no traffic this am. Boo 4 dropping off bf @ airport.

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Just heard first studded tires on the road. Really?

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Bus went around corner and homeless man fell out of seat onto floor & didn't move. Started mumbling about 30 secs later. Scary!

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Does anyone know of a good automatic online backup service like Carbonite, but that has remote access???

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loving the fact that sirius and xm merged... love having better dance stations

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ok... I could make a naughty comment about @mkoren's yoga reference, but I will refrain

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I need a new ball to sit on... I HATE sitting in a normal chair.

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work... really? why?... though I am glad to say I did not have to fire my answering service today... I love giving people a second chance!

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We built a bike shed. While rocking out to janet and other divas. Look

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Just had brunch @ Blue Hour. Delish! Well, the food was good too. ;-)

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OMG... It snowed in dt already.

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On our way to Just Out's 25th Anniversary party... Save us a parking spot!

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Bowled a 145... HOLLA!

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The beer bottles are shaped like bowling pins.

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On way to PGMC Bowling in Milwaukie. So glad to be home.

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don't panic, but there was a delay w/Posterous posting. I am now an hour and 40 mins from Portland.

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On train to Portland. Leaves in 15.. HOLLA!

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note... Friday afternoons... EVERYONE is on a train going somewhere. Cute boy across from me on his way to U of P to visit new Univ.

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Realizing I am not nearly as sly as @mkoren in my twitters. ;-)

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T Minus 7 hours until I get to see my BF again! I miss him so! Actually glad to be back to NW... cool air feels good.

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Alaska Flight 319 to Seattle.

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I forgot to mention when going thru customs in St. Maarten Mike & I had each other's passports on accident and they didn't even notice. I feel safe.

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AA Flight 1455 to SFO

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Now that your eyes are burning... HOD :-)

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Facelift gone wrong

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Still @ Miami airport. Not a fan of layovers. So cold inside I am standing by window in sun to stay warm.

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Back in US.. Miami... Thank god! I can twitter from my cell again! I missed you all!

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The #1 Threat to America....

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There's our Merkley on the front page of wsj.com

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"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook." -Julia Child

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pics from St. Maarten.. link to gallery - http://picasaweb.google.com/coreykaster

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View from St. Maarten last night at Sunset... just to rub it in :-)

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@ JFK Airport, 6:37am here, flight for St. Maarten leaves at 7:45. Flew on big ass plane here. Seats were 2 4 2

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@ LAX Airport, waiting to board AA Flight to JFK... LAX must follow me on twitter. They are remodeling. New carpet in terminal.

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On Alaska Flight 474 to LAX.

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On Train to Seattle. Hooked it up w/a seat w/a table! Its going to be a good trip. :-)

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I just found out I am not leaving for St. Maarten until Wed. morning... whew... an extra day to get work caught up!

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I found @Tray's Christmas Tree in Target!

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Watched 88 Minutes w/Al Pacino last night. Started out a little rough, but overall awesome movie! Lots of plot twists.

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wow... As we don't have enough to get us fat... Batter in a can!

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Comcast down in west hills = BS

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Inspired by my B-day party, we made even more candles. They are more fun & less expensive than store bought.

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OMG... Vanna White has sunken to a new low.

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@ Green Dragon... Cool place in se

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Pic of me in jail.

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On my way to Aquariva in stretch excursion to be locked up for MDA fundraiser. Please call me to help bail me out!

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@ Aura for Election Night Party. BIG SCREEN!

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May have accidentally fell into Nordstrom and bought shirt & pair of slacks & I only needed to get current pants tailored! Damn the shopping gods... So stealthy!

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"Town Hall 2008" tomorrow night - a celebration of the LGBT spirit in post-election America. PGMC to perform, remarks by Gov. Barbara Roberts, Kate Brown....

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"Town Hall2008"

a celebration of theLGBT spirit

in post-electionAmerica

 

presentedby the

Portland Gay Men's Chorus

withguest soloist

Diane Syrcle

 

featuringremarks by

Gov. BarbaraRoberts

Sen. Kate Brown

JeanaFrazzini, Basic Rights Oregon

MartyDavis, Just Out

and

Terry Bean, HRC Board Member

 

Wednesday,November 5, 2008

7:00–8:00pm

FirstCongregational Church

1126 SW Park Ave

Portland, OR 97205

 

 

Gather in community tohear civic leaders discuss our triumphs, assess our challenges, and focus onwhat the post-election landscape holds for the LGBT community

 

PGMC's "Town Hall2008" is hosted by the

Open and AffirmingCommittee at First Congregational Church

Best,

Matt Koren

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Beautiful scenery

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Lol... My ball/seat just died. :-( thank goodness I was not sitting on it...

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Pumpkin chocolate chip cookie... Bring on the Holidays!

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Nicholas for lunch... Gimme some gluten!

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Got to work early... thank goodness... going to be a great and busy week.

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@ Starbucks in Beaverton. Packed. Fall has arrived.

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Video - Mccain isn't a Maverick!

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Heading to PGMC Gaym Night in Oregon City.

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