Our 401K - Funny for the day.

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Funny for the day

 

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
   
    you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 ofshares in
    AIG
   
    one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you hadpurchased $1,000
    of
   
    shares in Lehman Brothersone year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But,
   
     if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer oneyear ago, drank all the
   
    beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,you will
   
    have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best currentinvestment
   
    plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the401-Keg. A recent
   
    study found that theaverage American walks about 900 miles a year.
   
    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22gallons of
   
    alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans getabout 41
   
    miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

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